"You think she's pretty; you should see my slingshot."
"You never know when a dead rabbit might come in handy...it already got me one frog."
"You were mentioned once when we were talking about strange people."
--The Trouble With Harry

"self-realization...I was just thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'"
"Rue the day, who talks like that?"
"I think the young people really enjoy it when I get down verbally."
--Real Genius

"'I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?' 'I think you can in Europe.'"
"I guess you'll just have to miss out on the witty repartee of Joey 'eat me' Donner."
"'See, there's a difference between like and love. I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.' 'But I love my Skechers.' 'That's because you don't HAVE a Prada backpack.'"
"Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns! And that's a direct quote."
--10 Things I Hate About You