"Oh wow, that was a moderately clever retort."

'When you're at your absolute lowest, your most depressed, just remember that you can always...you know...you have my number."

"I've lost my keys. Where are they?"

"We'll find each other...we always find each other..."

"What is this, the flirting corner?"

Sydney: You know any jokes? Because I could use one.
Vaughn: This grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." And the grasshopper says...
Sydney: You have a drink named Doug?
Vaughn: Well, I was gonna use Phil.

--ALIAS