Lloyd: I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."

Harry: But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words.
Lloyd: Not if you count the gurgling sound.

Harry: According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.

Lloyd: Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.

Lloyd: Hey guys. Oh, big gulps huh? All right! Well, see ya later.

Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's strange.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

--Dumb and Dumber