“boys don’t like funny girls!” “noted.”

“michel, the phone.” “mmhmm, it rings.” “can you answer it?” “no, I cannot, people are being especially stupid today.”

“all this time I’ve spent avoiding group sports? It was very smart because I suck at them.”

“where’s your pate?” “at zsa zsa gabor’s house.”

“okay, there’s academic minded and then there’s amish.”

“grandpa, how’s work?” “well, people die, we pay; people crash a car, we pay; people lose a foot, we pay.” “well at least you have your new slogan.”

“I’m okay, I just…do I look shorter? I feel shorter.”

“so tell me about the guy.” “you know what’s great about our relationship? The total understanding of boundaries. I mean, you really respect my personal space.” “…so tell me about the guy.”

“I’m gonna be late for my first day of school. Do you know what happens to people when they’re late for the first day?” “it gets shorter?”

“this is the last time I buy anything just because it’s furry.”

“this is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an IV!”

“is there a problem?” “oh, nothing Shakespeare couldn’t turn into a really good play.”

“lane! Your mom’s gonna get upset if I keep sending you home fed AND happy!”

“I loved the little sombrero napkin holders. Very ole.”
--Gilmore Girls