“sorry, I was gored by the comfy chair.”
--Will & Grace
“you can’t devastate me and then kick me out, you’re not my lover!”
--Will & Grace
“I wanna sing a ballad…I can cry really good. I can do the single tear.”
--Will & Grace
“man, you are Westminster Crabby!”
--Friends
“don’t you point your pants at ME!”
--Friends

“if I had any job in the world, I’d be a professional Cinderella.”
“can I give you some advice? DON’T POINT YOUR FINGER AT CRAZY PEOPLE!”
“just play something. If talking did shit we’d be out of here by now.”
--Girl, Interrupted